Benny from the Block:::
YOU SUCK!
WIPIN BUTTS YOU GOT NOTHING ON ME
MY CREW IS SO FANCAY AND THINGS ABOUT TO GET CRAY
YOU SUCK
TRUST ME YOU'RE THE WORST ON THE BLOCK
ASK MY BULLET WHEN IT'S FLYING TO YOUR BUTT FROM MY GLOCK HAAHH
YOU SAY YOUR SONGS ARE ORIGINAL
GUNNA NEED AN INSTRUCTION MANUAAL
TO PUT YOUR SELF TOGETHER BY THE END OF THIS LICK
YOUR RYHMES ARE FOR KIDS LIKE A BIG BOWL OF TRICKS
HAAAAAAHUH I GOT A COUPLE OF NAMES
LIKE THE BEATLES, AND WEEZER, AND ETTA JAMES
FORGERY IS YOUR FAVORITE GAME
CAUGHT RED HANDED JUST LIKE O.J.
ORANGE JUICE IN MY MOUTH
KANGAROO SECRET POUCH
YOU SEE DANNO I'M DOING YOUR THANG
BARFING OUT WORDS WITH NO MEANANG
I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS REALLY SPECIAL
BUT LOOKING BACK NOW - YOUR CREDENTIALS
SICKEN ME, LOOK AT THE BUG, CRAWLING ON YOUR LIP LIKE A NASTY THUG
SEE THAT SPIT WAS JUVENILE
IT JUST DOESNT FLOW LIKE THE NILE
BUT THANKFULLY I SPIT REAL SMOOTH
SOMETHIN REAL SLOW WITH A REAL NICE GROOVE
NOW BREAK IT DOWN WITH SOMETHIN' SAUCY
BOUT TO RIP ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND JOSHY
DJ OSH AND SHARK ATTACK
YOURE UP NEXT FOR THE DISS RELAPSE
my turn is up, ill pass the mic
now give my hipster butt a wipe OH

zzurn:::
call me a traitor call me a thief
forever shavin face mkay chief
i am shocked you wanna throw this down
you might as well give us the crown
right now clowns look at me
strappin c4 to your local dennys
dont even start about our skinny jeans
hey dj osh look down YOU'RE MEAN
how dare you be so quick to
judge youre a big hippo-
CRITE your fame has bit
the dust now look at the ballot
shavin face voted number two
in a competition where praise is due
to ones who were dissed about being mediocre
hey shark attack, go meet al roker
against the wall, and turn around,
the weather forecast is a big BURN DOWN
for the empire of wipin butts
no one else can deal with us
olmsted to winona this is our county
on your heads we've got a 3 ply bounty
like jj says, this is our place
the 507's only big enough for shavin face
say hello to the new rap scene regime
now please go back to your latrine
stick a spoon in the john thats your cuisine
we'll watch it all on our new LG wide screen
while the boys inject with that rap vaccine
zach ben and mexican jumping bean
shave my face pristine so fresh so clean
winnin' all day long like Charlie Sheen
now its getting to be about my time
but zzurns in the kitchen tell you bout WACK RHYMES
yeahhhhh wipin butts right now
more specifically my butt right now
ill end my verse with a nonrehearse
and i should coerce your clinics nurse
to intersperse your pills from reserve
and diverse head trauma cause it could be WORSE!

JJFlo:::
kch jjflo to uh danno fo sho
come in danno you're like an iPod nano
I'm talking second gen like boy's a has been
like lindsay lohan, bubba sparxx and jojo
mcaully kalken coolio and yo yo
ma ma jokes like wilmar valderama wrote
way better rhymes than you now me and my crew
gon' shave face n put butts in their place
it's an arms race and we brought the nukes
Like north Korea without the communism
I got two guns named rhyme and rhythm
Can't stop wearin jortz? Better get a cat scan.
Start wearing normal shorts, you're lookin like a cave man
The 507's only big enough for one of us.
Better pack your bags cause Shavin Face bought your bus
Tickets to the show starring us hipsters
Bring your mom and your dad your brothers and your sisters
We ride bikes all over your faces
Break your teeth so bad youre gonna need braces
Shark attack you shoulda stayed in the ocean
Beats so hard ya need ibuprofen
Sharky Marky fake like jaws
Got skid marks in your great white draws
Osh kosh in your baby overalls
Writin beats like Marky wahl
Iceberg lettuce has more street credit
Than these 3 ply posers
Nothing's grosser
Take a closer
Look around and join my posse
Wake up and smell the coffee
Shavin face keeps it rollin on chrome
bags and bags of coffee at home
Your mind was just blown, the time has just flown
Now we gotta roll we thug and you know
It.